Insomnia

Reason #3: The existence of sleeplessness

What I enjoy the most in life is sleeping and dreaming. Even nightmares are fun. This thought certainly applies to any person, sleeping is the most pleasent act in the world. I'm pretty sure it fulfills important biological functions, but that'd be better explaind by a biologist or someone with a sexual fixation on dreaming and sleeping.

I know what you are thinking, reader, why someone with a sexual fixation? It's because sexual desire moves the world. Arthur Regan passed on to me a saying that goes like this "Two boobs push faster than one wagon". Those twoo boobs can be interpreted as sexual desire in general. On a more contemporary version we could say "A cock flyes faster than a plane", that way gays are included, though women aren't, it's too much they've been allowed to vote.

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Back to the subject I wish to file a complain to Goddes for giving us something as beautiful as sleep and having ruined it with something as abnoxious as insomnia. And I'm sure it's Goddes, and not God, because only a woman has enough stupidity to make a world so full of shit with sleep and insomnia.

I take this opportunity to tell Goddess' father to put a plug in her daugther's anus so she stops shiting universes all around.