Footy hygiene

Reason #6: All out of clean socks!

There are several symptoms of decay, those that tell you you are seriously disinterested in your apperance, that you spend too mucht time in the world of ideas, that is, staring at the ceiling thinking that your life would be happier if you had a bed full of money where you could lay down, and feel almighty and powerful. Reality bites: you haven't washed a single sock for 3 weeks and you don't have any clean left.

Searching the dirty laundry hamper for a not so stinky sock is one of the most difficult tasks that a human being has to face. Deciding which has the least unpleasant odor is a lot harder than choosing you university course. In the end there's disinterested people in all faculties, they are more concerned about getting stupid with alcohol and the consumption of weed is directly proportional to how "alternative" their career is.

Entering Arts or Humanities means you'll smoke lots of pot and something more (mushrooms, LSD, crystals), entering Architecture school also leads to such a path because it demands creativity. I believe that in business and administration schools cocaine is preferred, and well, alcohol is common to all of them.

If you have no money or social life it's really hard to choose your career because you won't "chill out" with others consuming intoxicating agents. In that case you'll only decide how unhappy to be with your life and the abbreviation that'll go before your name, such as Dr., Arc., or Son of a bitch, your pills were no good for me.

Choosing a sock is more difficult because it will determine the discomfort you'll feel through out the day. If your shoes have proper hermetism they will not let loose any smell, but you'll always know you're wearing dirty socks and it'll make you feel uncomfortable.

Another important factor to consider is if a sock kept you company during a rainy day, in such a case the sock is almost unusable. In the rare case that it is candidate to a second use it's always rather stiff because of the mud. In the worst case scenario it only looks a bit gray and it still keeps the traits of de deodorant or powder.

What makes this decision so hard is that you have no one to ask an opinion, anyone will misjudge you if you ask them, though I'm sure more than one reader is laughing while reading this post because they have done it at least once. In a way it's like peeing in the bathtub, I do it all the time and it's very fun.

Well, what makes this situation so shitty is that when you have already used the same socks two or three times. Then the decision can become extremely hard. What I recommend is not taking a bath because the body gets more picky. If you're not going to wash your clothes, don't wash your body either, one must be coherent.

For those wondering: it's been only 3 days since my last bath and I haven't decided yet what socks to wear...