Crap after love?

Reason #4 Happines is not a constant in relationships.

Even though romantic relationships are accompanied by sexual relations which, in general, improve the mood of those who practice them (I must accept there is nothing more pleasant than giving an orgasm to a woman), the continuous coexistence with the person you've fallen for in the first stage of a relationship may turn into insecurity, codependency, depression, low self-stem and all those beautiful feelings typical of human beings. In some cases (like mine) may turn a common weekend into a long, bitter one. You may end up without anything to do because your girl didn't want to see you today and hasn't yet logged into Messenger. You will obviously end up listening to the same corny sad song at least ten times in a row depending on your mood. You may be well aware of your situation but with not a single chance of changing your expression nor that stupid song (Undiscovered by Ashlee Simpson).

This is, of course, only a phase and if you manage to survive you'll be only a step away from heaven's glory and probably with you children's mother, if you love her.

But since I'm so bitter and little cooperative I've decided to end this torture and break up once and for all with my girlfriend, and forget about all that happiness that we had planned. I prefer to keep my gray look and only little enthusiasm for life than being a ridiculous queer. I thought about ending all this tragically by jumping off the roof, but I remembered that I'm just bitter and fatalist, not a dumb ass.

Fall in love so you all feel as shitty as I do.

Originally written by Layney Stanley here.
Translation by Zebedeo Pérez